“oh man, I can’t wait to work from home — this is going to be GREAT.”

7:00am: *wake up*

7:05am: *check phone/calendar — see nothing*

7:30–9:30am: *drink a full pot of coffee*

10:30am: *talk about what I’m going to do today with caffeine induced confidence*

12:00–7:00pm: *eat, eat, then eat some more*

7:30pm: *realize how little I accomplished*

8:00pm: *talk about how much I’m going to get done tomorrow*